Won't reblog your selfies, will reblog your pets.
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I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention
If you think that a persons sexuality defines them, you’re wrong because it’s how they drink their tea